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The Cria
Every experiment, product, and peculiar little internet machine leaves the tent with the same family name: A Barking Llama Cria.
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Put your stuff in its place
Pack Llama
A smarter way to inventory, organize, and remember the stuff you own—before it owns you.02
Content without the content treadmill
Content Weaver
Turn feeds and ideas into researched, on-brand WordPress posts—with images, SEO, and less existential dread.03
Find the fracture. Fix the funnel.
FaultMap
High-intent lead intelligence for finding the problems people are already trying to solve.04
Follow the smoke to the problem
Behavioral Exhaust
A practical field manual for spotting the behavioral residue left by valuable, unsolved problems.The operating system
“Interesting” is not a business model. But it’s a hell of a place to start.
01 Find the friction02 Make the useful thing03 Give it a good name04 Release the llama
Meanwhile, in the back tent
Open-source & oddities
Free tools, analog detours, and small acts of creative mischief. Because not every idea needs a pitch deck.
Spin the playlist
Llama Roulette
A free WordPress plugin that pulls a random video from any YouTube playlist. Let fate handle programming.Visit this cria 05
Randomize the pixels
Llama Shuffle
Serve a random image from Media Library sets or a URL list. Tiny plugin. Delightfully unpredictable.Visit this cria 06
Analog chaos division
Coloring Books
Yes, coloring books. For humans who prefer their creative tools with zero subscriptions and actual crayons.Visit this cria 07Admission is free. Ideas cost extra.